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Joined September 2025 21 Stories €319,967,825 Total Regret

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🏠 first mortgage, first big step
22

May 2013 - September 2025

Every month since May 2013, you dedicated €2,500.00 to your mortgage, showing incredible discipline....

Original Amount: €2,500
Bitcoin Amount: 479.2816 BTC
Current Value: €44,813,307
🖥️ new laptop, new possibilities
1

January 2021

The laptop box cracked open that January 2021, €1,200.00 turning into glowing pixels and fresh possi...

Original Amount: €1,200
Bitcoin Amount: 0.0505 BTC
Current Value: €4,719
🚗 summer drive in cartier shades
12

July 2019

July 2019, the Cartier boutique glowed as you spent €600 on sunglasses, style meeting sunshine. The ...

Original Amount: €600
Bitcoin Amount: 0.0698 BTC
Current Value: €6,681
➕ Harley Davidson Screaming Eagle: born to roar
4

May 2013

The Harley showroom hummed in May 2013, $27,500.00 fueling your ➕ Harley Davidson Screaming Eagle dr...

Original Amount: $27,500
Bitcoin Amount: 238.0952 BTC
Current Value: $26,869,524
💰 my $100 cable split — worth every channel
10

May 2013 - September 2025

Since May 2013, the Cable TV subscription became ritual, $100.00 landing monthly like clockwork. Rem...

Original Amount: $100
Bitcoin Amount: 16.2288 BTC
Current Value: $1,884,264
🖥️ my first iPhone 6 thrill
11

September 2014

The box slid open that September 2014 morning, your 🖥️ iPhone 6 gleaming as £539.00 met possibility....

Original Amount: £539
Bitcoin Amount: 2.2325 BTC
Current Value: £188,703
➕ LED Bulbs Bussiness lights up a brighter future
8

January 2014

The warehouse smelled of cardboard and fresh circuitry in January 2014, £80,000 launching your ➕ LED...

Original Amount: £80,000
Bitcoin Amount: 172.0152 BTC
Current Value: £14,709,022
📺 cozy january binge night
11

January 2022 - September 2025

Forty-five months of cozy Netflix nights since January 2022, that $25.00 charge arriving like clockw...

Original Amount: $25
Bitcoin Amount: 0.0298 BTC
Current Value: $3,485
🖥️ new laptop, new possibilities
8

September 2021

September 2021, the box snapped open, your new 🖥️ laptop humming to life after $1,200.00 well spent....

Original Amount: $1,200
Bitcoin Amount: 0.0246 BTC
Current Value: $2,873
➕ Set of Honma Beres S-05 golf clubs: luxe swing
6

May 2014

The pro shop smelled of leather that May 2014 morning, £25,000.00 for a ➕ Set of Honma Beres S-05 cl...

Original Amount: £25,000
Bitcoin Amount: 92.7835 BTC
Current Value: £7,944,861
➕ Louis Vuitton “LV Trainer” Sneakers, June 2019 find
13

June 2019

The Louis Vuitton boutique smelled like new leather that June 2019 afternoon, $1,000.00 whispering s...

Original Amount: $1,000
Bitcoin Amount: 0.1244 BTC
Current Value: $14,427
🚗 drove the future: my Cybertruck arrival
12

May 2023

The showroom hummed in May 2023 as your Tesla Cybertruck Dual Motor awaited, a $79,900.00 leap. You ...

Original Amount: $79,900
Bitcoin Amount: 2.7563 BTC
Current Value: $319,550
📺 cozy binge night on me
11

January 2021 - September 2025

From January 2021 to September 2025, Netflix nights became ritual. That familiar £20.00 charge arriv...

Original Amount: £20
Bitcoin Amount: 0.0373 BTC
Current Value: £3,192
➕ Turkey Teeth (full set) — grin upgrade!
35

August 2020

The clinic lights glowed in August 2020 as £5,000.00 bought ➕ Turkey Teeth (full set), your smile ne...

Original Amount: £5,000
Bitcoin Amount: 0.5530 BTC
Current Value: £47,186
➕ Ford Mustang: summer buy, lifelong grin
11

June 2015

The showroom smelled like rubber and promise that June 2015 afternoon, $25,000.00 for a ➕ Ford Musta...

Original Amount: $25,000
Bitcoin Amount: 111.2390 BTC
Current Value: $12,854,335
➕ cruising in my dream BMW adventure
15

May 2013

The BMW dealership hummed with excitement that day in May 2013, as the sleek lines of your new ride ...

Original Amount: $25,000
Bitcoin Amount: 213.6752 BTC
Current Value: $24,766,453
🏦 My Mortgage in January 2019
43

January 2019

Each month, you dedicated €2,500.00 to your mortgage, illustrating a remarkable commitment to securi...

Original Amount: €2,500
Bitcoin Amount: 13.2411 BTC
Current Value: €1,312,034
🛋️ My Furniture in January 2021
17

January 2021

In January 2021, you chose to invest €30,000.00 in transforming your living space with new furniture...

Original Amount: €30,000
Bitcoin Amount: 0.9291 BTC
Current Value: €91,953
➕ Toyota Land Cruiser from September 2024
27

September 2024

In September 2024, you chose to spend €111,000.00 on a sleek and reliable Toyota Land Cruiser, a dec...

Original Amount: €111,000
Bitcoin Amount: 2.0502 BTC
Current Value: €202,051
🏠 My House in January 2017
85

January 2017

Purchasing a house or property in January 2017 for £750,000.00 was a significant and life-changing i...

Original Amount: £750,000
Bitcoin Amount: 1099.3318 BTC
Current Value: £93,383,840
🏠 My House in January 2017
62

January 2017

In January 2017, you chose to invest £750,000.00 in a house or property, a significant decision that...

Original Amount: £750,000
Bitcoin Amount: 1099.3318 BTC
Current Value: £90,545,365