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✈️ escape to sun and smiles
2

January 2021

In January 2021, you treated yourself to a memorable ✈️ holiday, soaking up the sun and creating unf...

Original Amount: £5,000
Bitcoin Amount: 0.1683 BTC
Current Value: £11,758
✈️ escape to sun and smiles
2

January 2021

In January 2021, you treated yourself to a ✈️ holiday, soaking up the sun and creating unforgettable...

Original Amount: £5,000
Bitcoin Amount: 0.1683 BTC
Current Value: £11,756
🎓 investing in brighter tomorrows
2

June 2020

You walked across campus, textbooks in hand, excited for the journey ahead as you paid $15,000 for c...

Original Amount: $15,000
Bitcoin Amount: 1.5764 BTC
Current Value: $145,164
➕ StarBucks: a $20 May 2013 treat
1

May 2013

In May 2013, you savored the rich aroma and warmth of a ➕ StarBucks coffee, a delightful treat for $...

Original Amount: $20
Bitcoin Amount: 0.1709 BTC
Current Value: $15,739
➕ coffe that brewed a $3,000 smile
1

November 2025

In November 2025, you savored the rich aroma and warmth of your ➕ coffe, a delightful choice for $3,...

Original Amount: $3,000
Bitcoin Amount: 0.0274 BTC
Current Value: $2,520
➕ Bike bliss: my $2,500 May 2013 ride
4

May 2013

Bike bliss? You basically paid $1,964,700.85 for it. Congratulations on the worst trade in history. ...

Original Amount: $2,500
Bitcoin Amount: 21.3675 BTC
Current Value: $1,964,701
✈️ sun-soaked Marbella escape
18

January 2019

You soaked up the sun on your ✈️ Holiday in Marbella Spain, spending £25,000.00 in January 2019, cre...

Original Amount: £25,000
Bitcoin Amount: 8.6258 BTC
Current Value: £670,996
➕ my Harley Davidson dream ride begins
17

January 2019

In January 2019, you felt the thrill of the open road as you purchased your ➕ Harley Davidson for £2...

Original Amount: £25,000
Bitcoin Amount: 8.6258 BTC
Current Value: £666,225
➕ macbook air 2013: your big leap forward
14

July 2013

In July 2013, you invested $1,399.00 in a sleek MacBook Air 2013, tapping away on its keys with sati...

Original Amount: $1,399
Bitcoin Amount: 14.8830 BTC
Current Value: $1,511,917
➕ taxi ride to new beginnings
15

January 2014

In January 2014, you enjoyed the comfort of a taxi ride, the city lights blurring past your window. ...

Original Amount: $35
Bitcoin Amount: 0.0456 BTC
Current Value: $4,631
➕ student loan paid off, new chapter begins
22

November 2013

Every month, you diligently paid $200.00 towards your student loan, a testament to your commitment a...

Original Amount: $200
Bitcoin Amount: 21.8716 BTC
Current Value: $2,387,811
➕ MacBook Air 2013: start your next chapter
25

May 2013

In May 2013, you chose to invest in a sleek MacBook Air 2013, tapping away on its smooth keys and ad...

Original Amount: $999
Bitcoin Amount: 8.7512 BTC
Current Value: $956,531
➕ bike hire that changed my 2013 commute
30

October 2013

You pedaled through the crisp autumn air on your new bike, the wind rushing past as you explored new...

Original Amount: £200
Bitcoin Amount: 2.3072 BTC
Current Value: £199,036
➕ internet bill: investment in future connection
29

July 2013

Every month since July 2013, you've diligently paid your $70.00 internet bill, a testament to your c...

Original Amount: $70
Bitcoin Amount: 10.0500 BTC
Current Value: $1,150,725
🏠 new year, new keys — rent secured
31

January 2015 - October 2025

You diligently paid £2,000.00 each month for rent, a testament to your financial discipline from Jan...

Original Amount: £2,000
Bitcoin Amount: 237.2053 BTC
Current Value: £20,453,027
🖥️ first smartphone upgrade joy
49

September 2014

"First Smartphone Upgrade Joy? You basically paid £190,921.66 for it. Congrats, you played yourself ...

Original Amount: £539
Bitcoin Amount: 2.2325 BTC
Current Value: £190,922
🚗 first ride, new horizons
32

March 2020

In March 2020, you felt the excitement of driving off the lot in your shiny new car, the scent of fr...

Original Amount: €35,000
Bitcoin Amount: 4.5127 BTC
Current Value: €432,906
📺 January binge: €15 well spent
27

January 2020 - October 2025

You dedicated €15.00 each month to Netflix, a routine that brought joy and entertainment from Januar...

Original Amount: €15
Bitcoin Amount: 0.0453 BTC
Current Value: €4,346
🚗 keys to a brighter drive
28

March 2020

In March 2020, you felt the thrill of driving your new car off the lot, the scent of fresh leather a...

Original Amount: £35,000
Bitcoin Amount: 5.2467 BTC
Current Value: £441,596
🏠 brownstone dreams come true
95

May 2013

Hey there, friend! Let's take a cozy stroll down memory lane together and chat about that beautiful ...

Original Amount: $3,590,000
Bitcoin Amount: 30683.7607 BTC
Current Value: $3,603,132,650
💰 council tax cleared — small win, big relief
62

May 2013 - September 2025

Every month, you diligently paid £300.00 for Council Tax from May 2013 to September 2025. Your commi...

Original Amount: £300
Bitcoin Amount: 75.3997 BTC
Current Value: £6,280,193
🏠 first mortgage, first big step
64

May 2013 - September 2025

"First Mortgage? You basically paid €44,813,306.60 for it. Congrats, you played yourself into the wo...

Original Amount: €2,500
Bitcoin Amount: 479.2816 BTC
Current Value: €44,813,307
🖥️ new laptop, new possibilities
32

January 2021

The laptop box cracked open that January 2021, €1,200.00 turning into glowing pixels and fresh possi...

Original Amount: €1,200
Bitcoin Amount: 0.0505 BTC
Current Value: €4,719
🚗 summer drive in cartier shades
51

July 2019

July 2019, the Cartier boutique glowed as you spent €600 on sunglasses, style meeting sunshine. The ...

Original Amount: €600
Bitcoin Amount: 0.0698 BTC
Current Value: €6,681
➕ Harley Davidson Screaming Eagle: born to roar
37

May 2013

The Harley showroom hummed in May 2013, $27,500.00 fueling your ➕ Harley Davidson Screaming Eagle dr...

Original Amount: $27,500
Bitcoin Amount: 238.0952 BTC
Current Value: $26,869,524
💰 my $100 cable split — worth every channel
35

May 2013 - September 2025

Since May 2013, the Cable TV subscription became ritual, $100.00 landing monthly like clockwork. Rem...

Original Amount: $100
Bitcoin Amount: 16.2288 BTC
Current Value: $1,884,264
🖥️ my first iPhone 6 thrill
46

September 2014

The box slid open that September 2014 morning, your 🖥️ iPhone 6 gleaming as £539.00 met possibility....

Original Amount: £539
Bitcoin Amount: 2.2325 BTC
Current Value: £188,703
➕ LED Bulbs Bussiness lights up a brighter future
30

January 2014

The warehouse smelled of cardboard and fresh circuitry in January 2014, £80,000 launching your ➕ LED...

Original Amount: £80,000
Bitcoin Amount: 172.0152 BTC
Current Value: £14,709,022
📺 cozy january binge night
34

January 2022 - September 2025

Forty-five months of cozy Netflix nights since January 2022, that $25.00 charge arriving like clockw...

Original Amount: $25
Bitcoin Amount: 0.0298 BTC
Current Value: $3,485
🖥️ new laptop, new possibilities
34

September 2021

September 2021, the box snapped open, your new 🖥️ laptop humming to life after $1,200.00 well spent....

Original Amount: $1,200
Bitcoin Amount: 0.0246 BTC
Current Value: $2,873
➕ Set of Honma Beres S-05 golf clubs: luxe swing
38

May 2014

The pro shop smelled of leather that May 2014 morning, £25,000.00 for a ➕ Set of Honma Beres S-05 cl...

Original Amount: £25,000
Bitcoin Amount: 92.7835 BTC
Current Value: £7,944,861
➕ Louis Vuitton “LV Trainer” Sneakers, June 2019 find
36

June 2019

The Louis Vuitton boutique smelled like new leather that June 2019 afternoon, $1,000.00 whispering s...

Original Amount: $1,000
Bitcoin Amount: 0.1244 BTC
Current Value: $14,427
🚗 drove the future: my Cybertruck arrival
32

May 2023

The showroom hummed in May 2023 as your Tesla Cybertruck Dual Motor awaited, a $79,900.00 leap. You ...

Original Amount: $79,900
Bitcoin Amount: 2.7563 BTC
Current Value: $319,550
📺 cozy binge night on me
35

January 2021 - September 2025

From January 2021 to September 2025, Netflix nights became ritual. That familiar £20.00 charge arriv...

Original Amount: £20
Bitcoin Amount: 0.0373 BTC
Current Value: £3,192
➕ Turkey Teeth (full set) — grin upgrade!
93

August 2020

The clinic lights glowed in August 2020 as £5,000.00 bought ➕ Turkey Teeth (full set), your smile ne...

Original Amount: £5,000
Bitcoin Amount: 0.5530 BTC
Current Value: £47,186
➕ Ford Mustang: summer buy, lifelong grin
45

June 2015

The showroom smelled like rubber and promise that June 2015 afternoon, $25,000.00 for a ➕ Ford Musta...

Original Amount: $25,000
Bitcoin Amount: 111.2390 BTC
Current Value: $12,854,335
➕ cruising in my dream BMW adventure
38

May 2013

The BMW dealership hummed with excitement that day in May 2013, as the sleek lines of your new ride ...

Original Amount: $25,000
Bitcoin Amount: 213.6752 BTC
Current Value: $24,766,453
🏦 My Mortgage in January 2019
102

January 2019

Each month, you dedicated €2,500.00 to your mortgage, illustrating a remarkable commitment to securi...

Original Amount: €2,500
Bitcoin Amount: 13.2411 BTC
Current Value: €1,312,034
🛋️ My Furniture in January 2021
44

January 2021

In January 2021, you chose to invest €30,000.00 in transforming your living space with new furniture...

Original Amount: €30,000
Bitcoin Amount: 0.9291 BTC
Current Value: €91,953
➕ Toyota Land Cruiser from September 2024
74

September 2024

In September 2024, you chose to spend €111,000.00 on a sleek and reliable Toyota Land Cruiser, a dec...

Original Amount: €111,000
Bitcoin Amount: 2.0502 BTC
Current Value: €202,051
🏠 My House in January 2017
155

January 2017

Hey there! Back in January 2017, you chose a cozy home over diving into Bitcoin, spending £750,000. ...

Original Amount: £750,000
Bitcoin Amount: 1099.3318 BTC
Current Value: £93,383,840
🏠 My House in January 2017
118

January 2017

In January 2017, you chose to invest £750,000.00 in a house or property, a significant decision that...

Original Amount: £750,000
Bitcoin Amount: 1099.3318 BTC
Current Value: £90,545,365