➕ Bike bliss: my $2,500 May 2013 ride
Amount Spent
$2,500
01 May 2013
Bitcoin Accumulated
21.37 BTC
$117 per BTC
Worth Today
$1,964,701
+78,488% gain
Created November 17, 2025
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Bike bliss? You basically paid $1,964,700.85 for it. Congratulations on the worst trade in history. While you're pedaling around, someone who bought Bitcoin instead is sipping cocktails on a yacht. That bike cost you a house deposit, a retirement fund, and your dignity. As Bitcoin touches $95k today, remember: you chose two wheels over generational wealth. Congrats, you played yourself. That decision aged like milk left in the sun.
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