🏠 first mortgage, first big step
28 May 2013 - 19 November 2025
151 months of payments
Monthly Payment
€2,500
Total Spent
€377,500
Bitcoin Accumulated
₿479.2816
Worth Today
€44,813,307
Created September 28, 2025
Your IfOnly Story
"First Mortgage? You basically paid €44,813,306.60 for it. Congrats, you played yourself into the worst trade in history. While you were signing your life away to a bank, someone bought ₿479.2816 and is now sipping margaritas on their private island. That house deposit cost you a retirement fund. Was it worth it? That decision aged like milk left out in the Sahara. Enjoy your 'big step'—it's the only one you'll be taking for a while."
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