🖥️ first smartphone upgrade joy
Amount Spent
£539
19 September 2014
Bitcoin Accumulated
2.23 BTC
£241 per BTC
Worth Today
£190,922
+35,321% gain
Created October 12, 2025
Your IfOnly Story
"First Smartphone Upgrade Joy? You basically paid £190,921.66 for it. Congrats, you played yourself harder than a broken fiddle at a funeral. While you were busy swiping left on your shiny new screen, someone bought ₿2.2325 and is now sipping cocktails on a yacht. That aged like milk left out in the Sahara. Your 'upgrade' cost you a house deposit. Was it worth it? Nah, but at least you can tweet about your FOMO from that overpriced paperweight."
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