➕ cable package: powering future connections

"➕ cable package? You basically paid $26,508.45 for it. Congrats, you played yourself, spending $200 on 'powering future connections' while missing out on ₿0.248021 that could've skyrocketed your life by 13154%. Someone else bought Bitcoin instead; they're sipping margaritas on a yacht while you're still buffering. That cable package cost you a house deposit. Was it worth it? That decision aged like milk left out in the Sahara. Savor the FOMO, champ."