🏠 first mortgage, first home joy
1 May 2013 - 10 October 2025
150 months of payments
Monthly Payment
$2,500
Total Spent
$375,000
Bitcoin Accumulated
₿405.7426
Worth Today
$49,314,356
Created October 10, 2025
Your IfOnly Story
"First home joy? You basically paid $49,314,356.26 for it. Congrats, you played yourself harder than a fiddle at a hoedown. Someone else bought Bitcoin instead; they're sipping Mai Tais on a yacht while you're stuck with your mortgage. That house deposit you spent? It could've been your golden ticket. But hey, at least your walls are cozy, right? Enjoy your 'investment'—it aged like milk in the Sahara. Oof, that stings!"
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