➕ phone bill paid, next chapter starts

"Phone bill paid, next chapter starts? More like next chapter of financial regret! You shelled out $40 for a phone bill in 2013, but that could've bought you ₿5.0534. Now, that's worth $580,858.26. Congrats, you played yourself! Someone else is sipping cocktails on a yacht while you're still paying bills. That phone call cost you a house deposit. Was it worth it? That decision aged like milk left out in the sun."