➕ prostitute: a turning point worth £200
Amount Spent
£200
15 January 2014
Bitcoin Accumulated
0.3743 BTC
£534 per BTC
Worth Today
£31,629
+15,714% gain
Created October 29, 2025
Your IfOnly Story
"Prostitute in 2014? You basically paid £31,628.99 for it. Congratulations on the worst trade in history. While you were busy with your 'investment', someone bought ₿0.374281 instead. They're sipping margaritas on a yacht, retired. You? Still chasing that fleeting thrill. That £200 could've been your house deposit. Was it worth it? Congrats, you played yourself harder than a scratched record. That decision aged like milk left in the Sahara."
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