🚗 keys to freedom: €8k down, October 2025
Amount Spent
€8,000
12 October 2025
Bitcoin Accumulated
0.0821 BTC
€97,420 per BTC
Worth Today
€7,882
+-1% gain
Created October 12, 2025
Your IfOnly Story
"Keys to freedom? More like keys to financial folly. You dropped €8k on a car in 2025, while Bitcoin laughed all the way to the moon. That ride now 'worth' €7,882.33—a whopping -1% 'gain'. Meanwhile, the ₿0.082119 you could've bought? That's your missed yacht fund. Congrats, you played yourself. Someone else is sipping margaritas on a beach, thanks to your FOMO. That car? It's driving you straight to Brokeville. Enjoy the ride!"
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